Be a good mimic! Japanese language is very easy for non-Japanese!

If you say the following words as they are, Japanese who you speak to with those words may understand the meaning in the brackets(): “moods cashey” (It’s difficult.); “to die-mar” (Hello, I’m home!); “don’t touch my mustache” (You are welcome.); and “chop tomato” (Wait a moment.).

Examples:

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“Huck boom her E-Ken knee she cars” (Seeing is believing. / 百聞は一見にしかず)

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“War laugh card near hook key tall” (Laugh and grow fat ./ 笑うかどには福来る)

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“itchy knee sun she go rock hitch hutch coo jew” (one two three four five six seven eight nine ten)

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“You gotta!” (Evening / 夕方)

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“Hi! so death!” (Yes)

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“What can I say ?” (What can I say? / わかんないぜー)

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“Not run!” (You are no good as (profession). / なっとらん！)

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“bow in bow shock” (excessive drinking and eating / 暴飲暴食)

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“go hunt, missile” (Rice and miso-soup / ごはんと味噌汁)

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“To be dash now, cool mat were queenly to male night!” (Don’t rush out in a street, an auto cannot stop immediately. /飛び出すな、車は急に止まれない。)


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Is a come a cooler? (In a pinch, / いざ鎌倉)

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“Haagen Dazs!” (Bald (head)! / ハゲだ！)


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“You know me.” (Teacup /湯飲み)

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“Nice shot!” (Between you and me (confidentially), / 内緒）

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“Ohio!” (Good morning! / おはよう！)

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“Monday night” (No problem / 問題ない)

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“What car at night?” (I don’t know. / わかんない)

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“ton deamon night” (No kidding” / とんでもない)

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“Could are a night.” (Stupid! / くだらない)

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“She cut a knife.” (You can’t help it. / しかたない)

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“Bark a mit eye.” (Nonsense! / 馬鹿みたい)

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“night and day” (I’m worried / なやんで)

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“Don't cry.” (How much (many)?) / どんくらい？）

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“Rush eye !! / Hey rush eye!” (Welcome! (in old Tokyo accent) / らっしゃい！/ へい。らっしゃい！

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“overture” (Mother! / おば（あ）ちゃん)

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“We know.” (Ueno / 上野)

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“She know.” (I would die …/死のう..)

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“I want. Could I say?” (Love! / 愛をください)

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“Can I see?” (Alas! / かなし～)

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“You're mellow!” (Stop! / やめろ！)

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“Big clear shit anal more!” (Oh, No! Much surprised! / びっくりしたなあ、もう)

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“More damn!” (That’s it. / もぉだめ)

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“Sigh at COOL!” (Worst! / 最悪)

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“Have an eye!!” (Have an eye!! / あぶない!!)

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“You hold me tight.” (I want to see a UFO. / UFO見たい。)

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“a girl” (rise / 上がる)

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“It's right.” (It’s hard. / つらい)

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